The greatest shopkeeper of all time. He is infamous for his brilliant, top-grade lamp oil, rope and bombs.
He is also responsible for the designs of all bombs in the history of the world and is the only living person with the knowledge of producing and using Greek Fire, as a result of his vast demolition knowledge.
He is also one of the greatest physicists and no one else's bombs can match his.
He also owns time machine for some reason.
He is also responsible for the designs of all bombs in the history of the world and is the only living person with the knowledge of producing and using Greek Fire, as a result of his vast demolition knowledge.
He is also one of the greatest physicists and no one else's bombs can match his.
He also owns time machine for some reason.
Person 1: Have you heard about Morshu?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You know what they say, all of Morshu's products sell instantly. As they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to get the lamp oil. Or, is it the bagel?
Person 2: I don't have enough rubies.
Person 1: You must die!
Morshu: Mmmmm! Sorry, my friend, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, mmm, richer!
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You know what they say, all of Morshu's products sell instantly. As they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to get the lamp oil. Or, is it the bagel?
Person 2: I don't have enough rubies.
Person 1: You must die!
Morshu: Mmmmm! Sorry, my friend, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little, mmm, richer!
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Other Someone: bro
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