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Miguel Salamanca 

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.
I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
Miguel Salamanca by abc31 July 14, 2023

Miguel (saint)

Miguel or Saint is another way to call someone a faggot
"Hey, that retard is such a fucking MIGUEL (saint)!" (basically a faggot)

Sao Miguel Island (Saint Michael Island) 

São Miguel Island (Portuguese pronunciation: sɐ̃w miˈɣɛɫ; named for the Archangel Michael or, literally, Portuguese for Saint Michael), is also referred to locally as "The Green Island", is the largest and most populous island in the Portuguese archipelago of the Azores. The island covers 760 km2 (290 sq mi) and has around 140,000 inhabitants, with 45,000 of these people resident in the largest city in the archipelago: Ponta Delgada.
Sao Miguel Island (Saint Michael Island) is a beautiful island filled with fresh foods and massive valleys that lead into lagoons and mountains!

Miguel Rascon Sphen 

One of the great tribunal rebels leading the rebelion on the island of Aloysius. He leads a rebellion with Don Hock and Sung Bung He is a devoute follower of the left wing extremist gods Mark Chavez, Chris DiBrino, and Wan DiEggo. This one man is responsible for the destruction of The Saint's iron rule on the frigid northern mountain region of Aloysius. The Saint was well known for using sound to terrorize and kill Aloysian rebels. Because of this, and teh teachings of Mark Chavez, he no longer listens to music.
"All hail Miguel!"
"Miguel is our great leader!"
"Hey everyone, its Miguel, Sung Bung, and Don Hock! Lets bow down to them and give them money and let them have sex with our hot wives and stuff! Yah!!!"
Miguel Rascon Sphen by Mike and Dan November 12, 2004

shut up miguel 

If some dude keeps runnin their mouths off and the normal "shut up" won't do the trick, you gots to confuse the shit out of them. When you say "SHUT UP MIGUEL!" you got a 3 second period of silence where you can either run or change the subject.
Some dude: Do you believe in god?

You: SHUT UP MIGUEL

(3 second period to gather yourself)

You: Hey, what did you have for breakfast?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Supporting Miguel 

To buy or consume cocaine. This originates from the meme that asks to help a farmer boy called Miguel who can only obtain food by trading coca leafs. Therefore by buying and/or consuming cocaine supports Miguel.
Alright guys, who’s supporting Miguel tonight?
Supporting Miguel by HighFlyingKick September 26, 2019