microsoft

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!

by Lenard DeWayne Jackson September 01, 2005

microsoft

Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth

Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by A-Lex April 16, 2006

microsoft

M ost
I ntelligent
C ustomers
R ealize
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S oftware
O nly
F ools
T eenagers

What's Microsoft?
You know it man. Hehe

by julienLee May 16, 2006

microsoft

A description of Bill Gates' genitals.

Bill Gates: "Wanna see my microsoft?"

by Cthonian April 17, 2006

Microsoft

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 02, 2003

microsoft

A company that has created an operating system that'll eventually follow in the footsteps of VIKI on I, Robot. It'll first take your memory so you can't do anything without a 5 minute wait, then it'll procced to piss you off with error messages.

Person: Where has all my memory gone?
Windows XXP: I have removed it for you own safty, please remain calm.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Bill Gates cackles away evily in his office*

by Random Idiot September 16, 2005