by karlitto October 17, 2008
Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007
The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.
by Kojak October 28, 2003
by Pdjfjd November 25, 2019