lumber

an acoustic guitar

"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"

by somedude611 November 27, 2011

Lumber

Marijuana stems. Generally referring to obnoxiously big sticks with little or no buds attached to them found in a bag of pot to give it weight.

Fuck copping weed from Jimmy man, that low-count's bags are always full of lumber.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

lumber

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

by Alwe November 19, 2008

lumber

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

by deathsupport April 7, 2008

lumbering

The Todd Bodine way of fucking.

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"

by Todd Bodine April 9, 2014

lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

by Frank Grimes April 14, 2005

Lumber

yet another word for an erection, derived from the word 'wood.'

You know that really hot new chick? She totally gave me lumber.

by yami-chan April 6, 2007