Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

Alcoholic's Logic by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012

Sod's Logic 

The use of Sod's Law to one's own advantage.

Used Sod's Logic today. Really didn't want it to rain on my picnic today, so I brought an umbrella with me.
OR
I really want this person I fancy at work to talk to me. Today I didn't wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and I'm hungover. 99% guaranteed today's the day they start speaking to me.

Sod's Logic by @LockyMcLocky July 1, 2016

that's logic 

A way of saying that something someone else said is logically sound. Essentially "that makes sense."

Person 1: "Traffic was really bad on my commute today."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's logic cause everyone on vacation is going to the beach."

that's logic by DocYams May 12, 2018

Osama's Logic

By will of Allah, all things Might.

"You're using Osama's Logic if you suggest that I did it intentionally."

Osama's Logic by CommanderGratton April 11, 2026

Logic Sense 

When someone who has neither logic nor sense; but yet, wants to sound as if they have both. They will claim that they have, "Logic sense!"

Person A, "Grow a brain and then try making a thread."

Person B, "Shut Up, I have a brain dumbass, if I didnt I wouldn't be alive. I use logic sense. Piss off."

Person A, "Haha logic sense?

Logic Sense by another__penguin March 30, 2009

logic sticks 

stupid people who don't know how to say logistics

Mustafa says logic sticks

logic sticks by Owenharris12 March 3, 2014

Logic syndrome 

also can be known as Robert Bryson Hall syndrome

Logic syndrome occurs when you mentally see yourself darker than you actually are because you’re member of certain race/ethnicity, like black/latinx, for example

Person 1: Hey why is Bobby using AAVE? Isn’t he white?
Person 2: oh nah he’s half-black he’s just a lightskin

Person 1: Oh! Must’ve gotten Logic syndrome or somethin’...

Logic syndrome by iusedtothinklogicwaswhitelmao June 15, 2018