One of the greatest party towns in the nation. Home to some of the hottest college girls (most in a sorority) found anywhere, the University of Kentucky is one of the best in the nation, from my experience.
Lexington is home to some awesome places to hang out, ranging from Tolly Ho (best food in town) to clubs like Avio and The Dame, which have live music. I live just off campus, and attend UK. There is always something to do, especially on campus.
While Kentucky as a whole is considered the capitol of hillbillies, this references a 1800's-1900's stereotype that devolved to myth (except for supremely rural towns) in the early 60's at latest.
Lexington is home to some awesome places to hang out, ranging from Tolly Ho (best food in town) to clubs like Avio and The Dame, which have live music. I live just off campus, and attend UK. There is always something to do, especially on campus.
While Kentucky as a whole is considered the capitol of hillbillies, this references a 1800's-1900's stereotype that devolved to myth (except for supremely rural towns) in the early 60's at latest.
by Brandon Baker June 3, 2006
A town of about 200,000 people who possess the mental and cultural capacity to appreciate only three things: 1) college basketball, 2) horse racing, and 3) themsevles.
A kind of pseudo-Southern-gentility exists among the town's wealthy elite, trickling down into the abhorent, God-fearing middle class, 90% of which have locked themselves in gated suburbia if only to avoid any contact with a massive population of the working poor.
Originally, Lexington was setlled in 1784 by syphillitic Baptists fleeing the emerging metropolis of Louisville. Once settled, the town wasted no time in developing a foundation for its primary export: horses. The elitie gentry that resulted from a rash of illegal land claims moved quickly to establish this fledgling industry by breeding these animals with a vigor that would not be seen again until Adolf Hitler defined his genetic criteria for a "master race".
Eventually, this equine-frenzy resulted in the creation of a quasi-Satanic horse cult. Rituals were held on Keeneland, the town's sole horse track, and virgin sacrifces coincided with the wxing and waning of the moon. Word of these murders and assorted acts of bestiality spread, and eventually a local militia arrived to occupy city hall. To this day, the hereditary effects of syphillis and ritual animal sodomy are celebrated twice a year with races held at Keeneland.
During the Civil War, while Kentucky was split over its allegiances, Lexingtonians decided it would be a good idea to fight for slavery. After all, who's gonna look after them horses, eh?
Currently, the town is on the verge of becoming a prime example of the effects of suburban sprawl, as the downtown area (despite a minor resurgence) is slowly being atrophied via the intense land-raping commercial development occurring on Lexington's periphery. By 2020, the town will look like a series of strip malls.
An aside: Lexingtonians generally dislike Louisville. Reasons for this remian unclear (especially when one takes into consideration Louisville's greater cultural and recreational opportunities not exclusive to the upper-class, abundance of drugs at fair prices, and overall greater sense of progress, among others)... Yet many believe it all boils down to the issue of Louisville's college basketball team stealing the coach from Lexington's basketball team.
Yes, that's right, and they are a sad people because of it. But I guess that's syphillis for you.
A kind of pseudo-Southern-gentility exists among the town's wealthy elite, trickling down into the abhorent, God-fearing middle class, 90% of which have locked themselves in gated suburbia if only to avoid any contact with a massive population of the working poor.
Originally, Lexington was setlled in 1784 by syphillitic Baptists fleeing the emerging metropolis of Louisville. Once settled, the town wasted no time in developing a foundation for its primary export: horses. The elitie gentry that resulted from a rash of illegal land claims moved quickly to establish this fledgling industry by breeding these animals with a vigor that would not be seen again until Adolf Hitler defined his genetic criteria for a "master race".
Eventually, this equine-frenzy resulted in the creation of a quasi-Satanic horse cult. Rituals were held on Keeneland, the town's sole horse track, and virgin sacrifces coincided with the wxing and waning of the moon. Word of these murders and assorted acts of bestiality spread, and eventually a local militia arrived to occupy city hall. To this day, the hereditary effects of syphillis and ritual animal sodomy are celebrated twice a year with races held at Keeneland.
During the Civil War, while Kentucky was split over its allegiances, Lexingtonians decided it would be a good idea to fight for slavery. After all, who's gonna look after them horses, eh?
Currently, the town is on the verge of becoming a prime example of the effects of suburban sprawl, as the downtown area (despite a minor resurgence) is slowly being atrophied via the intense land-raping commercial development occurring on Lexington's periphery. By 2020, the town will look like a series of strip malls.
An aside: Lexingtonians generally dislike Louisville. Reasons for this remian unclear (especially when one takes into consideration Louisville's greater cultural and recreational opportunities not exclusive to the upper-class, abundance of drugs at fair prices, and overall greater sense of progress, among others)... Yet many believe it all boils down to the issue of Louisville's college basketball team stealing the coach from Lexington's basketball team.
Yes, that's right, and they are a sad people because of it. But I guess that's syphillis for you.
1. I'm from Lexington, Kentucky, and you guessed it: I'm a douchebag.
2. Of course I'll eat perform analingus on a mare, for the simple reason that hail from Lexington, Kentucky.
3. John decided he would move to Lexington, Kentucky, because he was a total failure of a human being.
4. When I think of spending my life in a cesspool of existential dread while a cannibal disembowels me with a spoon, I think of Lexington, Kentucky.
2. Of course I'll eat perform analingus on a mare, for the simple reason that hail from Lexington, Kentucky.
3. John decided he would move to Lexington, Kentucky, because he was a total failure of a human being.
4. When I think of spending my life in a cesspool of existential dread while a cannibal disembowels me with a spoon, I think of Lexington, Kentucky.
by samstaggs September 19, 2006
NASTY UGLY DIRTY INCEST TOWN THAT RELIES ON ITS BASKETBALL TEAM THAT CHEATS HENCE WHY RUPP ARENA IS CALLED RAPE BY ANY TEAM THAT HAS LOST THERE IN A CLOSE GAME BECAUSE THEY GET FUCKED OUTTA THE GAME. THIS CITY WISHES IT COULD COMPARE TO ITS LIL BROTHER A COUPLE MILES AWAY IN LOUISVILLE WHERE WE ACTUALLY WIN IN OUR SPORTS 2007 ORANGE BOWL CHAMPS
2008 ELITE 8
2009 BIG EAST REGULAR SEASON CHAMPS AND BIG EAST TOURNEY CHAMPS #1 OVERALL SEED IN THE BIG DANCE ELITE 8 APPEARANCE
2008 ELITE 8
2009 BIG EAST REGULAR SEASON CHAMPS AND BIG EAST TOURNEY CHAMPS #1 OVERALL SEED IN THE BIG DANCE ELITE 8 APPEARANCE
MARK"YOU CATCH THAT KENTUCKY GAME LAST NIGHT"
JOHN " HELL NO.. I WAS FUCKING MY COUSIN ALL NIGHT"
"THEY CHEER WHEN THEY'RE COACH IS WINNING BUT THE FIRST LOSS THEY WANT HIM FIRED ASAP"
"THEY WEAR NOTHING BUT BLUE AND PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THEIR MENS BBALL TEAM THAT MISSED THE TOURNEY IN 09 THEN THEY DO THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM THAT ACTUALLY MADE A BOWL GAME"
"JELOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE RICK PITINO AND THEY HAVE CALIPARI RICKS LONG OLD ASSITANT"
LEXINGTON SUCKSSSSSSSS ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOHN " HELL NO.. I WAS FUCKING MY COUSIN ALL NIGHT"
"THEY CHEER WHEN THEY'RE COACH IS WINNING BUT THE FIRST LOSS THEY WANT HIM FIRED ASAP"
"THEY WEAR NOTHING BUT BLUE AND PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THEIR MENS BBALL TEAM THAT MISSED THE TOURNEY IN 09 THEN THEY DO THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM THAT ACTUALLY MADE A BOWL GAME"
"JELOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE RICK PITINO AND THEY HAVE CALIPARI RICKS LONG OLD ASSITANT"
LEXINGTON SUCKSSSSSSSS ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LOUISVILLE BITCH November 3, 2009
To most, Lexington, Massachusetts is the historical town that is the home of the Revolutionary War. To those who live there it is the snobby suburban town that their parents moved out to from Boston in attempt to raise their children with the best public education possible in a nice quaint suburb...But in turn, these parents populated a magical place full of booze, hot drunk girls, lushes, weirdo liberal freaks that over populate lexington high school, stoners, ignorant moronic cops, destructive house parties, even more destructive woods parties, BMWs, hair salons, bagel shops, and obnoxious overprivledged children hell bent on pre-college destruction. A truly delightful place to reside.
Lexingon, Massachusetts: overpriveldging and spoiling it's abercrombie wearing teenagers one liberal at a time.
"Lexington Barbie : This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit."
"Lexington Barbie : This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit."
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by Mighty Putty February 11, 2009
A city that wraps a good arts and music scene, college basketball, great restaurants and bars, horse racing and bourbon into a charming southern package.
by aalliissssoonn March 12, 2006