the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.
After being struck, Myrtle was lert.

It sucks to be lert.
by Peruvian Hairless March 7, 2008
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dumb prep: haha cool? ok?
awsome kid: you just totally lerted, you dumb fuck.
dumb prep: would it be cool if i knew what that meant? yo?
by a_to_the_lley June 25, 2006
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shorthand for 'see ya later'.
"I've gotta go - Lert!"

"Ok, then, see ya lert."
by heyman8 June 3, 2009
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A warning to friends that the video, song, photo, or writing being linked to is so funny that it may cause one to piss oneself.

A portmanteau of 'pee' and 'alert.'
FUNNY PEE-LERT!
Do not watch the following video if you have a bladder control problem. Disregarding this warning may result in wet pants and all your friends pointing and laughing at you.
by MacKay September 13, 2008
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