Irish Layover

When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.

Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.

by AtTheGate June 17, 2013

layover lovin'

Brief, non-committed (usually sexual) relationship based on very short visits, i.e. layovers

Hey, I'm flying through DC, you ready for some layover lovin'?

by NYCSteve September 26, 2009

Polish Layover

Standing in large groups of smelly Europeans while waiting on your next flight when there are clearly areas to spread out.

Look at Hayes. That dude is stuck in a Polish Layover and there are a lot of extra spaces over here.

by Tiger Cobbler 2013 July 02, 2012

Houston Layover

At the airport, the bathroom line's are too long, no open stalls, so take a shit into someone else's suitcase let it arrive at it's destination.

I was going to miss my flight, so I had to pull a Houston Layover.

by KaleSalad July 30, 2022

Prom Layover

The day after prom when you realize you only went and spent a lot of money on your date so that you could get laid

Dalton "dude my prom layover is really taking a toll on my gas money."
Parker "yea man but you got some!"
Dalton "you're right it was totally worth it."

by DTAL6 June 01, 2011

Narita Layover

When your live-in girlfriend isn't in the mood for lovin but she's willing to lay one of her legs over yours while you jerk yourself off.

No, she had a headache so she gave me a Narita Layover.

by javajunkee July 05, 2011

Slope Side Layover

A total waste of time spent on the side of a ski slope waiting for a companion skier(s) who is simply not up to the task.

Après skiing conversation:

How were the lift lines?

The lift lines were the least of my problems. I think I spent half the day doing slope side layovers!
This is not more fun & smiles!

Flingwings

by Flingwings November 22, 2007