Kramer

AKA Michael Richards. A quirky character on the sit com “Seinfeld” who was once beloved by all. Pulled a humpty by losing his composure at a stand up performance and went on a racist tirade directed at some African American “hecklers”. He is now a sad lonely racist who has exposed the real person behind the lovable facade.

R.I.P. the good old Kramer we used to know and love. We will miss you.

by BBradsky November 22, 2006

Kramer

A male high school senior that hits and dates freshman in high schooland does all or some of the following:
takes the girls v-card
fucks raw in their friends car
makes her sneek out at insane times of the night
gets her parents to forbid her from seeing him

after they have been dating and he goes to college he does some or all of the following:
still gets her to sneek out (even if its out a window)
cheats on her with fat girls and or asians
gets her very drunk before fucking her
has extreme mood swings
gets arrested or almost arrested for being out very late and making her lie

and most of all cant hold alcohol

joe- Mike is such a Kramer!
mini- I know dude he fucked amanda in your car raw and he is now 18 right?
joe- yea he is and amandas dad wont let her see him anymore. dude he found a condom in the trash at her house hes a fucking asshole and he can hold his alcohol.

zac- dude stop drinking that jack you cant handle it
mike- no man i can
(3 shots later)
mike-(pukes) amanda i love you i love you amanda i love (puke)

by minibitch January 13, 2007

Kramer

A racist. His real name is Michael Richards, but most people know him by his character's name on the sitcom Seinfeld.

Kramer doesn't like black people.

by 3957493 November 23, 2006

Kramer

a racist, someone who likes to degrade other races by makin fun of them and calling them the N word

"Damn dude, he went kramer on them"

by Eddie Y November 21, 2006

Kramer

To walk into someone while walking down a street. Usually a very annoying thing to do

He pulled a Kramer and pushed me into the street.

by SP3DRPPG May 19, 2007

Kramer

a total jew. known for picking up pennies.

man that guy is such a kramer for picking up those damn pennies

by krameriffic223 November 20, 2010

Kramer

A man who is a parasite, an idiot; A man lost in the world. Someone who is a wild person who always does stupid things that end up being hillarious. A man with no understanding of life. Another name, under certain circumstances, is a Johnny.

Wow! He dropped that ball of oil out the window, trying to see if the ball could withstand the impact of hitting the ground. It didn't! It exploded all over a person below him! He is such a "kramer."

by a. monk October 13, 2009