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When Justin Bieber's balls drop 

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"
Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."
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justin beiber's mom 

The stupidest person in the world to give birth
If you think pregnant teens are bad parents, look at justin beiber's mom!

Justin Bieber's Tattoo 

The gayest gay fag of all the faggy gay tattoos.
Hey Antoine look, Justin has a small mole.. nevermind is just his faggy tattoo..

Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
Justin Bieber's Tattoo by ipwnolfags December 14, 2010

Justin Bieber's Tattoo 

An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)

He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned

it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.
" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore

person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"

person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"

Let's Go Justin 

Essentially the competitive video gaming equivalent of a curse. Any competitive gamer who has this spoken to them is doomed to a terrible fate at the hands of their opponent.

Most notably seen at Evo 2004's SF3 tournament, where the infamous Daigo (as Ken) parried and punished all 17 hits of Justin's (as Chun-Li) super art with only a pixel of health left. Justin has genuine PTSD from the experience.
Justin: *has half health left whilst Daigo has only a pixel, has the option to wait out the clock*
Random whackjob in the crowd: LET'S GO JUSTIN!
Justin: *uses super art*
Daigo: *parries all of it and hits some insane combo, beating Justin*
Justin: :|

Juston Stix 

The garlic-y, buttery comfort food of choice at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
"Damn, I just bombed that exam."

"It's alright man, let's go grab some Juston Stix"
Juston Stix by 'ice' March 11, 2009