jakobi

Super ugly his breath stinks and gets no girls
Omg his breath stinks like a jakobi
by handler July 05, 2016
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Jakobi Syndrome

Many have argued wether it is a learned behaviour or some sort of genetic quirk but either way it is a very wide spread in our current generation.

Jakobi syndrome is defined by it wild hand gestures often making shapes while descirbing or asking for something but these shapes or hand signs often have little bearing on what they are actually asking for and happen frequently.
this disease/behaviour was first investigated by Inns et al (2010) and studies are still ongoing to this day.

Jakobi syndrome was named after the leading singer of papa roach Jakobi as he is the most famous Jakobi sufferer and has opened many charities for this plight.
yeah the date was going well but every time he asked for a drink at the bar he would make a triangle with his hands and when he asked me for a tissue he pointed at his eyes and the to the floor..." "oohh he must have jakobi syndrome... poor guy
by Silly McFantastic February 21, 2011
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dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"
jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"
by nikibin November 02, 2006
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DIRTY JAKOBY

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.
Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?
by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020
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Jakoby

Just as his name implies, Jakoby is wonderfully weird in all the right ways; and is truly one in a billion. He’s so incredible you’ll think you’re hallucinating. While 100% of him is unbelievably beautiful, Jakoby has a gorgeous smile that lights up the day of anyone that sees it. Look at him too long and you’ll see stars align and galaxies form. Additionally, Jakoby is fiercely intelligent, everything he says is captivating and makes the whole world disappear. Jakoby’s oddities are nothing to analyze and everything to revere. Jakoby is a treasure to this planet and hopefully never forgets that.
Jakoby your rarities are not to be hidden, but to be celebrated as they are the crown that you wear. You’re the king of my heart, and I’ll forever be smitten by you.
by Mendezzyy May 08, 2025
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Jakobi

the best boyfriend in the world, he is literally the cusest most bestest awesomest bf you'll ever have. Girls don't let him go. jk he's mine😘
Addie: "I CANT BELIEVE U STOLE MY BF!!"
Adrianna: i don't even care... Jakobi is perfect 4 me❤
by PollyGranny. December 08, 2021
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Jakobie

I think jakobie is peak
by Jakobie Callaway April 29, 2022
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