Anti-Danky Hankie

The fabric softener sheet used to mask the scent of real skunky marijuana. Primarily used by young teenagers scared by the possibility of their stash being smelt out and found from parents, teachers etc.

"How do you manage to carry an ounce of weed and not get sniffed out?"

"I use an anti-danky hankie"

by chrisco895 March 21, 2016

bush hankie

Aussie for a snot rocket

He didn't have any tissues so he used the bush hankie

by superhero March 22, 2005

Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested

Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie

by roblewisuk December 18, 2007

wankie hankie

Any fabric implement used for the mopping up of semen after a good episode of one handed love making

I’m out of tissues, I need to find a wankie hankie

by Tempo82 August 5, 2019

Fra-Hankie

(v) The holding of a male mexican's "Frankie" in between a folded hankerchief and pouring mustard & relish across the shaft, then throat-fuck it to a fat cowgirl.

The large cowgirl: "I'm starving for hot dog!"

Mexican Juan: "Will a Fra-Hankie do?"

by SAG & SMG July 24, 2006

sportsman's hankie

Blowing one's nose while outside engaging in in a sport where no tissue is available. This can only be accomplished by plugging one's nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible.

While out on a 20-mile run, my running partner utilized the sportsman's hankie to blow his nose.

by del1 June 1, 2006

Blue Hankie

When a guy jizzes inside of his pants or in reference to said jizz.

Jennifer: How was your movie date with Steven?
Sara: Great, until I saw he had a blue hankie.

by LilBigDog May 26, 2015