Hank Hill

A married, middle-aged man with a propane fetish.
Star in the Cartoon King of the Hill

Hank hill occasionally has dreams about propane.
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."

by Gam0r January 9, 2012

Hank Hill

Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.

Hank: That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

by Netmaster5k November 28, 2004

Hank Hill

n A man who is uptight and/or old-fashioned who will give alecture or a beating to an uneducated being, fool, idiot or jackass.

A Hank Hill just kicked a man's ass for using his cellphone while driving.

by Judge Jude December 18, 2010

hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.

dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e June 29, 2005

Hank's Hill

A hill of or belonging to Hank.

All the child's ren climb up Hank's Hill

by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

Hank Hill Ass

To have a buttox that closely resembles the tookus of Hank Hill from King of the Hill which looks flat and gross.

Wow, Diana has a Hank Hill Ass. I guess she must sell propane on the side.

by Shawntell Gee August 4, 2010

hank hill badonkadonk

You have an extremely flat ass to the point that you almost dont even have one which is usually frowned upon.

Boy1: Man, can you believe her flat booty.
Boy2: I know, she has hank hill badonkadonk.

by mr.diddles5615 July 22, 2015