Slap Hand

the hand you use to jerk off with

Shane put his slap hand in Zack's mouth.

by Nick Shane November 26, 2007

Slap hands

When one guys hits it in the pink, and one guy hits it in the stink, and they literally "slap hands."

Dude, we just slapped hands on that bitch.

Hey, do you want to get together and slap hands on Chelsea later tonight?

by Out of control June 4, 2013

slap hands

The act saying no, then slapping the knuckle side of your left hand, with the palm of your right hand. It's a sign that really expresses how wrong the other person is in a conversation, or any other way that "no" needs to be heavily expressed. Can also be used instead of saying, "no, never again". Can be expressed as an acromyn over chat, with "sh, no" or just "sh".

Tom: Lets go watch Zoombafoo!
Andrey: No, -slap hands-.

by Andrey T. January 8, 2007

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2020

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

by OverHung October 31, 2011

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014