GFD

god fucking dammit

I just dropped my phone in the toilet, GFD

by sadlyaparadox July 10, 2018

GFD

In the corporate world, "GFD" means Gone for the day.

Yo it's nice outside and I can't think no more. Tell boss I'm GFD.

by Underdog267 April 17, 2008

GFD

go fucking die

WHY DONT YOU GFD >:O

by ooftmg June 17, 2009

GFD

Grounds for dismissal in a relationship.

Dude, my girlfriend was taking a shit with the door open and I walked by. Total GFD!!

by Ryan.... January 11, 2008

GFD

Good From a Distance, A person of the opposite gender that looks appealing from a distance but when they get closer she turns out to be ugly.

Hey sam would you tap that?
Nah man she's GFD trust me.

by J o n a t h a n December 27, 2007

GFD

Gay Fag Douche

-Wow, You're such a GFD!
-Last night I farted and it smelled like a GFD!
-Those underwear were so tight that they turned him into a GFD.

by Lisa Pee December 20, 2008

GFD

Abbreviation for Gomer Fucker Dickhead. Used when you just don't know WHAT to call the fucker, I mean gomer, I mean dickhead... well... you get the idea.

Can also be used as a greeting to your closest friends...

- What a GFD!
- Yo, what's up GFD?

by LineNoize December 29, 2004