by FBlaster April 27, 2009
An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands
“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022
by WapoFurious July 14, 2018
fingerblast
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
Dave: How'd it go with genna last night?
Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
by Jonny stonking April 26, 2018
by LLAMA SAMA November 14, 2019
Since girls pockets are to small, they store their fresh fish in their vaginas. So when you ask for a snack, you reach into the vagina to find fresh snacks, and they call this finger blasting, as it's a blast of flavor.
Bruh me and my girl went camping and ran into this hungry massive bear. Suddenly I remembered how much bears love fish and I had this genius Idea to fingerblast my girl and feed him some fish.. That nasty vagina saved my life yo
by PeePee_hole November 1, 2019
by Evannn January 24, 2007