FPS

FPS is an abbreviated term for Fractured Penis Syndrome.
FPS does not mean that one's penis is injured. It means that one is born with a dysfunctional penis.

My best friend was dumped by his girl friend because she found out that he had an FPS.

by ejrtrodzuvpplor February 20, 2016

FPS

First Person Shooter

Halo is sometimes considered the best FPS of all time.

by Justin H. April 30, 2005

FPS

FPS - Fanny Pack Swag

The swagger appearance that is acquired solely from wearing a fanny pack around one's waist.

Joe: Look at that fag with his fanny pack.

Jay: Nah brah... hes got his FPS on full throttle.

by Chunky Tomater Sauce Bauce July 26, 2011

FPS

1. First Person Shooter. A gmae played from the perspective of the in-game character.
2. Frames Per Second. How fast the game's running. See framerate.
3. For Pete's Sake. Nicer version of FFS.

1. Did anyone check out that new FPS? It looks pretty rad.
2. Christ, that game displays thousands of enemies on-screen and its framerate doesn't drop!
3. FPS, GET DOWN HERE AND JUST CAST THE SPELL!

by OLOL June 20, 2007

FPS

Faps Per Second
See Fap Or Faps
Describes How Many Faps You Do In 1 Second

"Bro Man I Hit 5 Fps Last Night"

You:"Pastor,I Have A Confession,I Hit 10 Fps Last Night" Pastor:"WTF Mah Boi"

by Giggidy Giggidy Goo Ga! September 19, 2009

FPS

Short for First-Person-Shooter.

An overrated video game type that sucks.

Dude: WOO IM OBSESSED WITH HALO WOO IM RETARDED!

Dude: Shut up, FPS games suck. You just run around hitting the shoot button and running over guns to pick them up.

by baseballfan55 May 31, 2009

FPS

A Fart Propelled Shit. Classified as a turd that rockets out of the ass into toilet causing the depositor to get a splash of water onto their ass.

Man I has such a FPS I think I cracked the bowl! Dude quit punishing my toilet.

by ScMang October 7, 2003