by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016
by diskid June 13, 2004
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when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played
related words: played
so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.
by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015
the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.
by lickmybuttyo May 10, 2011
Teacher: You're dismissed.
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit
by Xx_n00bSl4yer73_xX January 18, 2019
1) Used to let someone know that they are unwanted or need to leave the current situation
2) Used to deflate the conceitedness of an individual who might be feeling themselves
3) Used when someone, a friend or otherwise, does something that is just unacceptable
2) Used to deflate the conceitedness of an individual who might be feeling themselves
3) Used when someone, a friend or otherwise, does something that is just unacceptable
Guy 1: Hey bro you know the only thing that matters in life is eating ass
Guy 2: Cancel that, and dismiss yourself
Girl: Pssh, I'm too fine for all of you!
Guy: If you don't getcho ass on! Please dismiss yourself.
Guy 1: Is it bad that I like to play with myself in public
Guy 2: *Russell Westbrook face* bro wtf! Dismiss yourself
Guy 2: Cancel that, and dismiss yourself
Girl: Pssh, I'm too fine for all of you!
Guy: If you don't getcho ass on! Please dismiss yourself.
Guy 1: Is it bad that I like to play with myself in public
Guy 2: *Russell Westbrook face* bro wtf! Dismiss yourself
by Urban Pathfinder October 27, 2015