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Dead Birds 

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*
Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"
Dead Birds by Johnny Phs. October 4, 2006

Dead Birds 

A Hardcore gang in the Central Valley of California. Includes various freaks and misfits. Each member has a name, and of course, each name is a bird. The founders call themselves; Hawx and Shags.
The gang has no specific purpose, with no prominent enemy.
Me: "Dude, why the ---- do you have 'Crow' tattoo'd on your wrist."
David crow "Porque I'm a part of Dead Birds now, ese."
Me: "Dear god, they got you too?"
Dead Birds by Sammy Hawx[not] September 27, 2006

Dead Birds 

Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.
Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...
Dead Birds by Jess Martinez October 11, 2006

dead-birder 

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.
The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.
dead-birder by Hellbilly_666 March 27, 2015

deadbird 

Deadbirding is when you fall (usually while rockclimbing) and get cornholed by a tree or similar structure.
Tom - Dude, be careful, if you come off of that overhang you're going to pendulum and deadbird right on to that tree.

Jeremy - Yeah, got it...umm...oops...Fallling!

*swings*

*deadbirds*

Tom - Ooohhh. Yeah, just like that....
deadbird by scm2011 March 4, 2011

deadbird 

i aint smoking that sorry ass chronic, fire up some deadbird,cuz!
deadbird by fishegg June 18, 2004