The shortest person you will meet he likes watching porn and jack off to chicken little he is a pretty cool short dude with glasses and he needs a guy to put the weiner in his buns or he will get lonely.
by Old hack 626 November 10, 2017
by Scantmont June 10, 2015
A toothless ugly imbecile, with breath that can kill, and body odor that will make you so mad you'll slap your mama.
He has a low paid stockboy job, even though he's middle-aged. Has an afro, even though he's white. He abused his children and hit them when they were newborn babies.
Unliked by all who meet him.
He has a low paid stockboy job, even though he's middle-aged. Has an afro, even though he's white. He abused his children and hit them when they were newborn babies.
Unliked by all who meet him.
by Primadonna knows all. October 11, 2017
A name given by 2 parents. Athletic, smart, tall, annoying. Sexuality is gay. Plays band as a percussionist.
He's being such a Darrin.
by Amazing of the charts boy November 15, 2016
1. An inappropriate, crude, or shocking statement or phrase that is almost always followed by an exclamation of "Darrin!! Oh my god!!!"
2. Word vomit that is often intended to shock or surprise. Always overtly crass and inappropriate.
2. Word vomit that is often intended to shock or surprise. Always overtly crass and inappropriate.
Darrin: well, if you didn't want to end up pregnant you should have taken it in the ass.
Linda: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!
Darrin: You know your boyfriends sperm count is high if you have to chew before you swallow.
Suzanne: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!
Darrin: So... Just wondering if your mom has plastic slip covers on her couch. Just wondering if she's a squirter or not?
Linda: Darrin!!! No no no! (Face palm)
Darrin: Here's a Darrinism for you...Bite the pillow, I'm coming in dry!!!
Linda and Suzanne: What the hell!!! No!!!
Darrin
Linda: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!
Darrin: You know your boyfriends sperm count is high if you have to chew before you swallow.
Suzanne: Darrin!! Oh my God!!!
Darrin: So... Just wondering if your mom has plastic slip covers on her couch. Just wondering if she's a squirter or not?
Linda: Darrin!!! No no no! (Face palm)
Darrin: Here's a Darrinism for you...Bite the pillow, I'm coming in dry!!!
Linda and Suzanne: What the hell!!! No!!!
Darrin
by Linzanne March 5, 2016
One who has no regard for opposite a male outside of using, taking, disrespecting, lying, cheating, stealing, trashing, emotionally destroying/abusing, etc., all while pretending their significance to him. Goes above and beyond to do for people (whon refuse to do for themselves) that have no regard for his personal losses and makes it his obligation to involve himself in their drama, at risks. Divulges other peoples sensitive matters to others to gain attention as if he's extending trust in them. Puts a bare minimum but enough to say he's contributing, towards personal obligations, then exaggerates his contribution as to complain that he is mistreated and accused it's not enough. Borrows with no intent of repaying. Game player. Deceptive behavior/persona.
That girl has been darrinized twice and wonders why she is a mess.
He is in jail for darrinizing again and no one even gives one iota. He darrinized his parents about his child support so they didn't make him pay as much rent this month.I was darrinized, now I'm short on my car payment. Once I darrinized her I'll move on to my next victim.
He is in jail for darrinizing again and no one even gives one iota. He darrinized his parents about his child support so they didn't make him pay as much rent this month.I was darrinized, now I'm short on my car payment. Once I darrinized her I'll move on to my next victim.
by Buzzy4Life100% December 19, 2015
a guy who pulls a gay action or move, or being very controlling and gay to his girlfreind. aswell as forgetting all about your freinds becouse you are to pussy whipped
1.)i was soo mad at my girlfreind last night for ditching me to go to her grandmas wake that i got drunk at a gay bar and woke up with a pine cone in my ass... man i was a darrin anderson last night 2.) i just pee'd sitting down just like a "darrin" 3.) hey guys do u wanna get hot chocolate and watch the waves down by the beach?... dude what are u a darrin?
by anomois March 7, 2009