Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Crubbing 

Attempting to masturbate while crying.

Realizing she could never have her true love, Mackenzie spent her evening crubbing until her fingers were numb.

Crubbing by Schistforebrains January 10, 2012

Crubbing 

Crubbing, the act of clubbing and rubbing. I.E clubbing whilst dancing and feeling people up.

Lets go find some girls and go crubbing.

Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.

Everyone loves a bit of crubbing

Crubbing by PrincessBewbs June 23, 2014

Crabbing 

Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."

Crabbing by Snifflypig March 31, 2021

crobbing

Listening to a song or album repeatedly for a period of time because you're just into it that much

"I've been crobbing that new Killers album all week. It hasn't left my car cd player once."

crobbing by drewplaysdrums April 15, 2009

Cribbin' 

Staying near home and doing whatever the fuck you want, no matter what others think of it.

Guy 1: What are you doing today?
Guy 2: Whatever the fuck I want. I'm Cribbin'!

Cribbin' by CRAMDRAGON January 6, 2012

Sand Crabbing 

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

Sand Crabbing by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011