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flap cracking 

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.
My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.
flap cracking by borc June 19, 2021
Related Words

Cracking Ass 

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.
Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.
Cracking Ass by joefromsc March 12, 2009

cracking plur 

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

cracking me up 

cracking me up by bradk October 1, 2013

Cranking 90s 

A blanket term for Fortnite, meaning to push out walls in 90-degree turns, mostly to create cover from two sides.
After you're done taking lookout and pressuring your opponent from above, you can go back to cranking 90s.
Cranking 90s by FL4ym3Burn December 1, 2019

Cranking the hog 

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!