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chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011
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Chocolate Rape Cookie

The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?

Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.
by as8906 March 30, 2009
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chocolate chip cookie-mouth

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
by DLW December 20, 2006
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chocolate chip cookie

after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.
so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.
by mike the great December 3, 2007
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A sexual act in which a man is having anal sex with a woman and right as he ejaculates, the woman decides to take a dump on the bed. The mixture of poo and semen will create the effect of a black a white chocolate chip cookie.
Carlos: "Can you give me the pleasure of producing a black and white chocolate chip cookie?"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"
by Doralover89 September 11, 2009
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chocolate chip cookie

After a woman has taken a foul and large shit, if she does one wipe from her anus over her cookie, she will leave sprinkles of scat on her cookie.

What is left is a chocolate chip cookie, which can be ate at one's discretion.
Man, I can't believe I had to eat that chocolate chip cookie!
by Chidley July 7, 2008
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Chocolate chip cookie with white frosting

When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum

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I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.
by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016
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