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Piece of shit chevrolet only had it two weeks and brake light went out and battery died. = 06'TrailBlazer embarrassing no start in Wal-Mart parking lot.
by demonblade October 10, 2006
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Can't Handle Even Volari Races Or Left Eating Turds.

An automotive manufacturing company that produces economical vehicles for the blind/deaf/dumb population of the world.
Bystander 1: Whats that leaking from that chevrolet cavaqueer over there?

Bystander 2: Everything. Now lets run, before it sets the one next to it on fire, and we all die in an explosion of plastic, and cheaply produced shrapnel.

by OIIIIIIIO December 1, 2006
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The biggest peice of shit car to ever be made. One which when hits a mild turn rolls at first turn of the wheel crushing everyone inside with its dodgey interior. A car for anyone with no actual knowledge of auto mobiles who whenever they see a car on the street shout out the name of the model pronouncing it entirely incorrect. A car for dirty rednecks with an IQ of 54.
Hey Rob look its a piece of shit on wheels.
No George dont be silly thats a CHEVROLET!
by george simpson June 18, 2008
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C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T- Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Look at that guy with his new Inline 4 chevrolet, i will give it another week before it brakes down
by Harvard_Dropout November 16, 2019
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Chevrolet<dog shit
by A_monkey_named_oliver August 6, 2021
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