charts

(adjective) exceptionally good; transcends a traditional ranking system; short for "off the charts"

that stripper's face was a bit janky, but her boobs were off the charts!

by italkart May 16, 2006

chart

Uber-good Canadian music magazine filled with all kinds of new-rock goodies.

I only buy Chart magazine so I can read the interview with Nardwuar the Human Serviette.

by 4dimensional January 02, 2005

chart

When you chortle and end up sharting.

chortle + shart = chart

"Oh fuck guys I just charted"
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"SHANNON JUST CHARTED!"

by vid_88 December 16, 2006

chart

When something on Facebook gets over 50 likes.

I'm changing my status to "in a relationship." This will chart for sure!

Genevieve is so hot. As a hot girl online, everything she posts charts!

by Pumpernickle Jones January 13, 2014

charting

The act of farting while on chat, with the audio on.

Yo man, I was online with that bitch and she kept charting....

by ElPutoMatico October 18, 2009

Charted

The act of releasing gases so ungodly and so putrid that everything which makes contact becomes a charred mess.

Man 1: You remember Hiroshima right?
Man 2: ...no way... NO WAY, DUDE!
Man 1: Yep. I charted.

by Justone Tortuga October 09, 2008

Charted

When you cough and fart at the same time

One time I charted and it was so nasty

by daddylion July 05, 2020