Wake up fully charged 

When you wake up with a boner

I hate when I wake up fully charged

Wake up fully charged by KursedKremit October 1, 2020

Charge Up and JO 

Slang term for masturbating with another man, not for sexual gratification, but towards the end-goal of charging mysterious power crystals that the maturbatateurs wear. It said the crystals glow white "while jerking it with a bud" and that they give the wearer confidence at work, home, in social situations, etc.

"Hey bro did you bring your crystal? Then let's charge up and JO!"

Charge Up and JO by Arajay July 29, 2012

Charge Up 

When you say somthing to piss of someone so that they will want to fight you.

Ass: Bet you hit like a little bitch.
Someone in the room: Charge up! Bet you won't hit that nig!

Charge Up by JesusPotPie August 11, 2006

changed up 

When a friend gets in a relationship and begins to "change up" ( AKA be a fag ) their behavior.

"Josh come play Fortnite with us."
"Nah man imma be super gross with stephanie on the couch might suck her titty a little."
"Man you changed up."

changed up by Rfrogthecurved March 4, 2018

charge up 

What some people do to get pumped or psyched before a game.

Hey everybody look! David from Bokey is about to charge up!

charge up by mikey the swimchamp November 13, 2005

charded it up 

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.

As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.

charded it up by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005

Trumped-up charges 

Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.

Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.

Trumped-up charges by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017