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chaffed balls 

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

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A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro
Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.
chaffed balls by Tyler January 11, 2004

Boúle Châffed 

-There is no real definition for the Boúle Châffed, its more of an idea, it is a gentleman's game played only by a worthy few.

Other definitions include
-GET IN IT!

- Boúle Châffed
- Dude get the fuck in the Boúle Châffed
- GET IN THE Boúle Châffed!
To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.
Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.
Chuffed by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
British slang to describe someone getting shanked or knifed. Typically used by roadmen.
“Someone just got cheffed up”
“Oi pussy blud wanna get cheffed”
“Naaaa word on the street is dat opps are packing skengs, let’s cut, don’t wanna get cheffed out here”
Cheffed by Ricky420blazeit August 8, 2018
To be very excited and/or impressed.
"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"
Chuffed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

Chaffetz 

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.
"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"
Chaffetz by SimianFriday February 16, 2017