by Fratstar82 February 12, 2012
Chilling Hard Ass Fuck: The act of doing absolutley nothing productive and enjoying time with others who have no intention of doing the oposite.
1. Just got out fo work and all I want to do is have an drink and CHAF.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.
by mulatina July 31, 2012
Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010
Bob: You think Super Mario Bros 2 is the best Nintendo game ever. I don't. I'm objectively superior to you.
Liam: Shut up, Bob. You fucking chaf.
Liam: Shut up, Bob. You fucking chaf.
by sirkeysemiro May 10, 2022
really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.
by youwannaknowmyname?Tough February 25, 2011
The crumby non-nug weed. Usually looks like more then it really is. Easier to roll in blunts or joints because it is already broken up. Harder to smoke in bowls or bongs.
Does NOT mean that it is bad weed, it just looks like crumbs.
Does NOT mean that it is bad weed, it just looks like crumbs.
Smoker 1: Yo thats like an eighth, i thought you were only getting 2 grams.
Smoker 2: Na, its all chaf, no nugs.
Smoker 2: Na, its all chaf, no nugs.
by TheChronic1 October 3, 2009
What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.
by Isobel Coombes July 15, 2008