carney

A desperate person who survives through trickery and the eating of human flesh. They have no life or soul and can be found in trailers, carnivals, and on a couch drinking GO2 Cola. Much like thiers zombie bretheren they can only be killed by cutting of thier head or destroying their brain.

I don't like walking past this creepy graveyard there could be a hungery carney waiting in there.

by truthspeaker101 June 19, 2009

carney

nice but a little dirty. can be referencing a persons personal care habits or dressing habits.

"she is hot except for her feet, toes are a bit carney"
"he thinks he looks really great tonight except that coat is so carney!!"

by 1just-ice January 25, 2009

carney

An insulting term for a pikey person, when gypsy is not strong enough, but they do not warrant the full blown Pitsea

"Stop eating that stuff from the bin, you dirty carney"

by Michael A A February 8, 2008

carney

To perform an action by clever and illegal means that is highly beneficial to the one performing the action.

He pulled a carney when he snuck into the $50/ticket concert for free without getting caught.

by John-Norman Smith October 9, 2006

carney

To complain about worthless things. To try to cheat or swindle by sticking one's finger into the anus of another. The methods of complaining only consist of listening to oneself talk, or writing a long ass letter. Carneying is looked down upon by most cultures, and has even been known to get kids expelled.

Man, he really carneyed his way out of that mess.

by Casey Hungsowell December 24, 2008

carney

a group of people who party hard and all the time

those people over there are carneys

by carney bitch April 20, 2018

jordyn carney

Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.

“jim” You know Jordyn Carney?
“bob” Yeah oath she’s cute as i’m fuming she’s dating odin”

by LocalPoopDealer420 December 27, 2020