When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.
by Sancez November 18, 2005
by Joe Facker October 6, 2003
by NIGGA_HATER August 10, 2003
When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob
"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out
by Turd burgular 101 July 13, 2011
by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 26, 2005
by Jack Hawkins October 7, 2006
someone who burgles or wast your time.coined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.
by mark wilson bulletproof April 3, 2008