Benedict

Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.

Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.

by chief84 July 17, 2008

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The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.

friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend

by turtlesrcoolerthanu November 14, 2019

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Benedict is a man or so he may seem...
The brightest star in the galaxy

A wonder to our universe!
A benevolent being who if not being the sexiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
People of the world be prepared because one day you may meet the Benedict...Our silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.

Have no fear Benedict is here!

by Bluelagoon18 September 8, 2014

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benedict is a really nice guy. if you ever meet a benedict make sure to ask him out. you wont regret it. sometimes benedict can fall out with his friends. this is because his friends are being stupid. benedict always knows best. benedict can be the best friend you always wanted. benedict also likes being milked like a cow. benedict frequently engages in sexual activity and is very good at it.

"you're dating benedict?"

"since when were you friends with benedict?"
"I saw benedict last night"

by dr panther November 24, 2020

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