Asthma

A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything

“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”

-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-

“Oh I got asthma in my knees”

“Sounds legit”

by RoddyBBC May 30, 2019

Asthma

A. A condition that causes people to be short of breath.
B. An excuse used by fat, lazy, smokers who really don't have asthma.

A. Bobby has asthma so he can't play soccer.

B. Paige- *Heavy Breathing* "Guys, wait...up..."
Sean- "Dude, are you okay?"
Paige- "Yeah, I just...have...asthma."
*silence*
Jane- "We've walked like two feet..."
Sean- "You're just fat and lazy."
Paige- "No, I smoke..."

by CassieXXY November 21, 2009

Asthma

A serious condition for people!
Also a good use in gym class :-)
Something I don't have!

Girl 1- Man I had such a bad asthma attack last night!
Girl 2- Good thing you had that pump right!

OR

Girl 1- Oh for the love of God why we gotta run track for gym knowing that I have asthma.....
Boy 1- Oh wow that's pretty F'd up!
Gym teacher- (Girl) You don't have to run the track today but you have to jog on it!
Girl 1- Alright!
Boy 1- Oh sh!t..... Uh I have asthma to!
Girl and Gym teacher- STFU!

by LalalalLlLlL September 3, 2013

Asthma

A simple technological headache machine accelerator

Bob: man I am so healthy but I don t want to go to school
Jotaro: you need to try this thing called Asthma

by Arturkas August 10, 2020

Asthma

A defect when being born Wich can be asthma A or asthma B most dangerous is asthma A but still they both can kill you. They are allergic reactions Wich don't let you breath, this allergic reaction are only caused to people with the defect, smoke, hard exercise (mostly cardio), and some colognes can cause the allergy, it can be cured by age, or you can do a lot of cardio but with the pump wich can help you or swim, these can help you endure so you can survive an asthma attack

I have asthma that's why use this pump

by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019

Asthma

YOUR MUM SMELLS OF ASTHMA.
MY LEFT TOE NAIL SMELLS OF ASTHMA.

When you stub your toe and it can't breathe and it gets asthma

by mosslands fc May 10, 2018

asthma

A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"

Guy A: Where's John
Guy B: Man, you know he can't go nowhere. That fool got asthma.

by abd September 5, 2008