Alistair is the definition of fun. He is caring, sharing and always changing for the Good. He may be very stupid but in a funny and kind way. Surprisingly he is very fat when teen as very skinny when 5-12 and 15 onwards but in the gap is very fat as he eats a bit too much eventhough he plays about 3 sports regularly. He is strong and sometimes acts very gay. He is bestest of friends and is very loyal, always respecting you no matter what. Overall he is kind and lovely to be around
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG
oh yeah Alistair was the most amazing child hood freind
by E.Ozzy November 29, 2019
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The most amazing boy you’ll meet. He is super funny and kind and definitely GORGEOUS. He is so caring and you can tell that he couldn’t be in love with you by just looking into his dark blue eyes. The most amazing person in this world
Dude: is that alistair?

Girl: yes! I’m leaving you for him:)
Dude: no! It’s not fair
by Metherline Hira March 16, 2019
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He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.
"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"
by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 14, 2022
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Someone who is destined to always be a virgin.
You're such an Alistair!
by coolbiach October 20, 2010
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A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.

In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.
Oh, that's Alistair, he thinks all of the girls like him, but they just laugh at him.
by thetimemachine January 1, 2011
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An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.
Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair
by katamairi April 15, 2010
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An absolute dick NO-ONE every wants to date him. Alistair usually works in asda taking the bins out
Your such an alistair
by That.kid January 21, 2019
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