1+1=2

1+1=2 because 1+1 ≠3,4,5, etc. Also, if 1+1=2 is indeed true, then 2=2 from the addition of 1+1, such that 2 ≠3,4,5, etc. It can also be determined that 2≠3, and 2≠4, and 2≠5.

1+1=2. Q.E.D.

by Tom.Tom.Tom December 30, 2022

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#1 or #2

#1 or #2 -Usually younger ones say #1 or #2 as an alternative for pee and poop. #1 is pee and #2 is poop. This is how the little ones communicate with their parents what they have to do in the bathroom.

Mother: "Do you have to go #1 or #2?"
Child: "#2!"

by BlueUnicornQueen February 20, 2016

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1 2 1 2

Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.

"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"

by TWOHANDS March 15, 2015

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1 and 2

The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.

game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere

by J-Truck April 15, 2008

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1 1/2 base

when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.

Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.

Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh

by marcyluvsyou July 19, 2008

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