1 inch pinch

A person with a 1 inch penis, like sad size.

Francis, do you have a 1 inch pinch

by Tsukes June 27, 2017

1 inch wonder

A person with a 1 inch peinis or a being with a abnormaly small penis

Jofe:Oh you know wade yeah
Dan:yeah y jofe

Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder

Dan:funny jofe

Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder

Everyone:laughs

by Black saint December 31, 2016

1/4 inch sneak

When bangin' the bejesus outta your girl you in one swift motion pull out and plung it in her arse. Also know as the ALLIOOP or COMING IN UNDER THE RADAR.

You should have heard her moan after I gave her the old 1/4 inch sneak.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

1/4 inch sneak

while banging away at your girl pull it out and shove it in her ass with no warning

changing lanes without signaling

by will simmons June 15, 2004

3 1/2 inch floppy

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

by memememememememememememe April 24, 2006

3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 31, 2006