Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.

A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”

by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022

new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex

things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood

by ash catsup March 31, 2022

New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.

New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

Jersey Dap

Dapping or handshake style originated in New Jersey, primarily North NJ. Consists of one party holding out their pointer and ring finger (silent wolf style), and the other party grasping those two fingers with their pinkies, as if they were milking a cow.

Hey, let me Jersey Dap you up

by yassandslay October 19, 2021