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A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel 

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
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New Jersey necklace 

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.
Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.

New Jersey Hot Plate 

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

New Jersey Hot Plate 

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

email with questions at: newjerseyhotplate@gmail.com
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

New Jersey Drift 

When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.
This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.
New Jersey Drift by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

New jersey drift 

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road
This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.
New jersey drift by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023