Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.

"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"

by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013

Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.

Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.

by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022