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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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Bear version

Bear version is a a version of a bear like(pink bear,white bear,blue bear etc.)
What do you want?🙄"
"i want a cup but bear version!"
by eeycharls January 15, 2022
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Plural Version of What

When you’re so fucking smart that you accurately answer two questions at once with one calculated “What?”.
i was writing this but lost too many brain cells and will come back to this once i’m strong enough, Plural Version of Whats
by 20inchrim May 23, 2022
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Rylan-the annoying version

A guy that gets all the girls and if your on his bad side he thinks he is tougher than you
Boy1- wow look at Rylan-the annoying version he is a show off
Boy2- soo true rylan sucks at everything.
by That one anime channel December 19, 2021
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Fartism- Version 3

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022
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Natural Selection Trump Version

Basically a believer in Donald Trump theory on COVID-19
Person 1: I believe Natural Selection Trump Version!

Person 2: Same here dude!
by Afterlife2021 August 2, 2021
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