tennessee t-shirt  

not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.

"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving a tennessee t-shirt to Aunt Sue."

tennessee t-shirt by Big Priddy May 7, 2008

Give her a t-shirt 

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?

Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.

Give her a t-shirt by P.Sat November 2, 2009

Green T-Shirt 

A t-shirt made with regard for the future. That is, a shirt not just made with today in mind. A green t-shirt can be made using sustainable and socially good practices and it can also have messages related to “being green.”

I make a difference when I wear a green t-shirt.

Green T-Shirt by HUMANWEAR March 29, 2010

Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.

Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest

Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest by Giggidy1973 August 23, 2011

Calgary T-shirt 

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.

"You don't need to wear your touque today Bob, it's beautiful outside! Just throw on a Calgary T-shirt."

Calgary T-shirt by Sean BonJovi December 24, 2007

AC/DC T-Shirt 

1: A gateway into listening to even shittier music, such as, but not limited to, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Puddle Of Mudd, Rob Zombie, and Atreyu.

2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".

Kid in AC/DC T-shirt: "AC/DC Rules! All new music sucks!"

Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)

AC/DC T-Shirt by Collin Jones July 3, 2006

Number One T-shirt 

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

Number One T-shirt by satchmo April 26, 2005