Banging Jiffy

An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!
"Dude Don't Eat That!"
"Why Not?"
"You'll Like Get A Banging Jiffy Man"
by Trollia June 01, 2012
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no jiffy

360 rice crispy waves spreaded around
Yo G yo shit spinnin fr fr no jiffy all kiz
by bwllt March 08, 2022
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Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017
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Jiffy Noob

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.
by Daniel10000 October 03, 2018
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Gettin’ JIFFY with it

The sexual act of performing analingus on your partner like a Dog with a Kong full of Peanut Butter.
The time has arrived! My wife has been fasting for a week so tonight “I’m Gettin’ JIFFY with it.”
Gettin’ JIFFY with it
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Jiffy Up

to try to persuade someone to do something or to hurry them, especially when they do not really feel like it
You can do this! Jiffy up!
by Bogland June 07, 2019
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jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.
the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.
by vnicoleex3 May 02, 2010
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