John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 09, 2023
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Headache with pictures

Trying to block ads on Instagram. No matter how many your block, a hundred more appear.
Every time I block an ad on Instagram, I get this headache with pictures. More and more and more ads. It’s a visual migraine.
by Wi$dom February 13, 2022
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headache brain

When you act like an idiot either directly before or after a nasty headache.
“Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn
by Purslaypussy September 12, 2022
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Attention headache

A headache you get from not getting enough attention
Hey bro nobody is texting me, I’m getting an attention headache. Thanks for teaching me this word Mike Davis
by Crx_407 January 01, 2022
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Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
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Memory Headache

When you remember something so goddamn hard that it physically hurts your brain for a bit
Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?

Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache
by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022
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My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.
Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.
by I hate onions (raw+green) June 15, 2024
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