The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 09, 2023
Every time I block an ad on Instagram, I get this headache with pictures. More and more and more ads. It’s a visual migraine.
by Wi$dom February 13, 2022
“Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn”
by Purslaypussy September 12, 2022
Hey bro nobody is texting me, I’m getting an attention headache. Thanks for teaching me this word Mike Davis
by Crx_407 January 01, 2022
A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?
Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache
Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache
by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022
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