Headache puberty

It means the virgin had a headache when you smelled her “bra” & “underwear” was smelled and no one proposed! You opened your legs before the white dress but she was smelled for a year and must be patient!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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High Fructose Headache

A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x
"Oh boy! I can't wait to use my High Fructose Headache with 100 Density!"
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by Lavilz January 19, 2023
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Adult Headache

A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.
Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.
by Brielle6464 March 02, 2021
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Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.
Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.
by Red Yankee January 06, 2021
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Breakup headache

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.
I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.
by Truthhcentrall July 02, 2019
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Memory Headache

When you remember something so goddamn hard that it physically hurts your brain for a bit
Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?

Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache
by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022
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My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.
Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.
by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024
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