update synapse

when people in the synapse cord want the update to be faster so they spam #memes

When synapse doesn't update you're supposed to spam update synapse.

by g h o s t l y August 28, 2019

Wild update

The Wild update was a minecraft update released on June 20th, 2022. Gaining mixed reviews.

The wild update can also be called
- The Mid update
- Caves and cliffs (part 3)

What are your options on The wild update?

by Vlle June 27, 2022

update rape

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

by MrPanos May 5, 2018

Endersear(Updated)

Endersear is YouTube Channel with 20 subscribers and More than nine videos now.Had two community guild line strikes but one went away.

How do I define Endersear(Updated),oh I know it is a Youtube Channel

by Open bob show vagen March 14, 2019

Human Update

A human update is a replacement for the word "manual update" . This is any update that is performed by a human being on a computer system that is not a computerized or automated update.

The computer did not perform the update so a human update (instead of manual update) was completed.

The computer setup was not automatic so a human setup (instead of manual setup) was performed.

The information may need to be entered humanly (instead of manually).

by Sue Rolnd August 24, 2021

Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????

Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you

by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024