“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024
by g h o s t l y August 28, 2019
A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning
Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!
by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024
An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 05, 2014
When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.
by MrPanos February 07, 2018
A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.
Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU
by Noobzii March 16, 2021