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Girly Swat 

A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.

Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"BEACAUSE!!"

"Thank you for your logical explanation."

"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"

"I'll see you when I need form stamped."

"Oh shut up bin-man!"
Girly Swat by billy bo bo June 7, 2005
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sultan of swat 

this is a nickname for a sexual position in which the man is on top in the missionary position. the woman then wraps her legs around the man's waist very tightly, followed by her arms around his upper body. The woman is then hanging mid-air during the intercourse and the sultan of swat is being performed.
That guy was very surprised by how loud I moaned when he gave me a sultan of swat
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squak swat 

When a person throws a temper tantrum and proceeds to slap or swat at you like a elementary school girl throwing a hissy fit while screaming.
I licked my wife's nose the other day and she went off into a fierce Squak swat on me leaving me speechless.
squak swat by Keeping it real February 17, 2017
the thot swat is a very important group of people who protect you innocent-ish eyes and mind from all the thots in the world including bell Delphine and all the neighborly thots in your school or work

WE SHALL PROTEC AND ATTACK!!!!!!!
yooooo she's showing off her ass, you should call the thot swat!!!
thot swat by M o c h i April 15, 2019

Twat Swat 

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.
Twat Swat by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009

Cock Swat 

a word coined by a washington resident, a more exreme or serious version of a cock block.
guy:so what are you doing later?
girl: well umm
cock swatter: hey dude, did you ever find out if you got her pregnant?!
girl: i gotta go
guy to swatter: dick.
Cock Swat by ceddycedced June 19, 2010

Twat swat 

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)
I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.
Twat swat by DSRC November 20, 2009