Some few years ago...
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
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Get the Regina mug.The worst thing that humanity has ever seen. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. Satan cowered in fear when he heard her voice. She is the embodiment of pure evil. She is the omen, the cloverfield monster, pennywise, and Cthulhu all combined into one entity. The guy who pulled the trigger (or, more realistically, pressed the button) on the naval railgun that did her in is a true hero. The entire army who rightfully used excessive force against her are all heroes. If she was allowed to run free, humanity would be doomed. She would have manipulated nations into starting nuclear wars.
Hitler, Stalin, bin laden, Mao Zedong and xi jinping all combined are merely a harmless joke compared to regina george.
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Get the regina george mug.A beautiful kindhearted woman with red hair who deserves more credit and appreciation than she gets. She's talented at the piano and has a lovely singing voice. I feel that she is sometimes taken for granted, and that makes me sad I hope that if she sees this she'll know how much I care. I try to help with stuff as much as I can and always try to lend a helping hand or maybe offer some support. She is grateful for all she gives and gets and knows how to speak her mind when needed, she's always there for me and everyone else who needs her. She doesn't get alot of breaks but is always thankful. She has some of the strongest faith I've ever seen and I strive to be like her everyday. She makes delicious food for everyone and I try to say thank you as much as possible because she deserves recognition for the stuff she does. She does alot more work than the rest of us and I cant say thank you enough. You are an amazing person with a beautiful faith, personality and heart, I love you so much and I'm glad to have you in my life thank you!
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by Emimoremar September 24, 2021
Get the Alexa Regina (jugehad/alessia) mug.Ignore some parts in my last definition saying about her goals n stuff and how she was killed. it was actually a naval railgun that did her in. The R9X was a backup. Her goals are defined as putting others down, making them feel inferior and oppressing everyone. And by the way, it took heavy gunfire from an AC-130, A-10, hundreds of M1 tanks, rockets, high-explosive anti tank rounds, heavy carpet bombing from a B-2 and every other ridiculously powerful non-nuclear weapon in the US army arsenal to weaken her first before the MQ-9 could deliver its killing blow. The army pumped hundreds, possibly thousands, of depleted uranium rounds, HEAT rounds and enough bombs to level a city into the mean girl before she showed any signs of weakeness. It was madness. The whole fight took place in manhattan. The city was evacuated. Think Cloverfield but with a mean girl in place of the monster. Regina was then pushed out to the coast by the wall of tanks, gunships and fighter jets where a naval battleship fired its railgun at her followed by the R9X missile.
Regina George casually shrugged off direct hits from weapons that easily destroy an entire city in one shot. They say the meaner a girl is, the more indestructible she is. You can never be truer. Unlike cloverfield though, no nuke was required. But it was discussed and a B-52 carrying a nuke had indeed been prepared.
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