politicians

A whole lotta old men that scream a lot and somehow get liked by people

Politicians: Gay people are bad.

People: I'm to lazy to check so fuck it, you get my vote

by Imagine That! September 8, 2021

politicians smile

A smile that everyone will fall in love with.

Her baby has a politicians smile.

by Latbirch June 12, 2020

politician

Dishonest, stanky, ugly old white men

Stop being such a ducking politician!

by notjoebiden March 6, 2023

Politician

A person with the desire and/or will to stick his/her snout into the “trough” of public finances for the benefit of self and to the detriment of society as a whole. Reference “Rats” in George Orwell’s 1984.

I’m going to be a politician and rip off all the hard working Joes and Janes out there.

by 1BigEck January 10, 2024

Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

politician

professional deceptionist

typical politician:

"read my lips, no new taxes" -George H W Bush 1988
his following presidency delivered new taxes.

by wazhapanin September 28, 2022

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020