Politicians

You have staff, right? You have staff... who manage your affairs, your campaign, day-to-day activities, etc... Right? Sooo.... How are you not a retard who won a popularity contest? You sound like a retard. That’s what retards have. That’s what a retards life is like.... a waitress can do your job.... because your job is basically showing up where you’re told to show up... your job requirements are basically.... being able to read and write? And I need to work harder... to generate more money... for you... so you can work less.... I mean... you sit in a chair.... 80% of you are geriatric.... I should work harder though... that’s what should happen... so you can make more money... and you could say “But if you work harder you’ll make more money too” but... only one of us is doing the work... and I can turn on Cspan... and I can read the bills... and then (at that point) I’m basically doing your job... but for free... but I should work harder... so a literal retard can stop working in a last ditch effort to sponge up as much money as possible before they die... and who gets their money when they die (the money they took from everyone)... and who gets the money when they die? Fuck trophies... but it’s ok... generational wealth only lasts 3 generations... because the people at the top change.... because sometimes rich people only have daughters... and all of the names change... And that means I should work harder? Huh..... Ok.....

Hym “Sooo.... Politicians.... you said all of that.... and what I hear is that this is basically group-home world.... I hate to break it to you but Orwell is already here. I mean... I’m being punished for wrong-think... actively. People have deluded themselves into believing it’s necessary to engage in a selective surveillance state campaign... Oh wait.... ✌️✊✌️No one can hear me✌️✊✌️ (except for the people who read it every day and reference it every day and the guy who un-ironically said this to me as though he didn’t read it and isn’t responding to it actively). Oh well 🤷 ♂️ I’ll just keep talking.“

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

Politician

A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.

I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.

by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024

politicians

A whole lotta old men that scream a lot and somehow get liked by people

Politicians: Gay people are bad.

People: I'm to lazy to check so fuck it, you get my vote

by Imagine That! September 8, 2021

politician

professional deceptionist

typical politician:

"read my lips, no new taxes" -George H W Bush 1988
his following presidency delivered new taxes.

by wazhapanin September 28, 2022

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020

Politician

A type of liar. Full of promises that they don't often deliver on.

The politician said when elected that there would not be any capital gains tax implemented during the current term. Six months later then announces that a capital gains tax is to be bought in.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible May 10, 2021

Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.

Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.

by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023