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I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
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Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.
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A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
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I can’t with you

Ang: falling asleep again after taking a nap*

Me: Omg Ang “I can’t with you”
by Ojitosrojitos March 28, 2020
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I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.
Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”
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Can’t see me

When you wave your hand in front of your face like John cena, saying “you can’t see me” as you bust a fat nut in her eyes.
by Swolejesus July 29, 2020
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You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are
1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”
by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019
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