Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023

You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .

Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

by Wende October 19, 2023

I can’t breef

When a nigger is unable to breathe, despite having a wide nose.

George Floyd: I can’t breef
Nick: Too bad, nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER March 17, 2024

Can’t win for losing

When you voluntarily lose (to make someone feel better, to end an argument), and then the situation gets even worse. So, what you thought you would gain by losing on purpose is lost anyway.

It’s a colloquial equivalent to paving the road to hell with good intentions.

(A lot of people writing their definitions for this are trying to make logic out of the phrasing but weren’t around when this phrase was more popular, leading to incorrect definitions.)

I let my spouse win the argument to calm down the situation, and now I’m getting criticized for not sticking up for myself. I can’t win for losing!

by Jemie Weino October 8, 2022

Can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone

did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day

by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

I Can’t Fight This Feeling

I can't fight this feeling any longer
And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow
What started out as friendship has grown stronger
I only wish I had the strength to let it show
I tell myself that I can't hold out forever
I said there is no reason for my fear
'Cause I feel so secure when we're together
You give my life direction
You make everything so clear
And even as I wander
I'm keeping you in sight
You're a candle in the window
On a cold, dark winter's night
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might
And I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever
'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fightin' for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crashing through your door
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore

My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you
I've been running 'round in circles in my mind
And it always seems that I'm followin' you, girl
'Cause you take me to the places
That alone I'd never find
And even as I wander
I'm keeping you in sight
You're a candle in the window
On a cold, dark winter's night
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might
And I Can’t Fight This Feeling
I've forgotten what I started fightin' for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever
'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fightin' for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crashing through your door
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore
Ooh

by Death Menace March 21, 2023