drinking bird

A drinking bird is something that adds efficiency and productivity to your life or business.

Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!

by PHEdward June 16, 2017

Panic Drinking

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.

I knew no one was coming fuck! Better start Panic Drinking

by xmattisi December 29, 2015

Drinking ability

The ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol at any time of the day on a day to day basis and continue to function normally.

Arthur says to Lenny, mate you have a drinking problem to witch Lenny replies "nar mate I have exceptional drinking ability"

by Emu eggs March 5, 2021

if you dun drink water for 72 hours

you will die, a quote from fat tam

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

by ChickenVader March 11, 2016

Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 6, 2012