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Coffee

Somebody who has been coffed, or the beneficiary of a coffer
by toastedwater December 2, 2021
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coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned
Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!
by carrotcurry August 15, 2019
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Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.
by D.C.C. November 23, 2021
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Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.
Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.
by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022
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coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
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