“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
Get the coffee badgersmug. When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023
Get the Dirty Coffeemug. by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
Get the Coughed in my coffee makermug. An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps
-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps
-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good
by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021
Get the Slav Coffeemug. When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!
Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020
Get the Fly Coffeemug. by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020
Get the california coffee potmug. A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
by salary man December 14, 2023
Get the english coffeemug.