by rtrac3y December 26, 2011
Get the coffee rhino mug.A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.
by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023
Get the passenger seat iced coffee queen mug.by toastedwater December 2, 2021
Get the Coffee mug.A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
by Dwilli February 28, 2021
Get the Coffee Parent mug.by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
Get the Soviet Coffee mug.when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.
Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008
Get the crotch coffee mug.Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.
by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025
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