Slav Coffee

An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps

-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good

Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?

by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

khoka coffee

The energy to life and will make a lasting impact throughout your day. A true symbiotic relationship with reality where your ferocity will not be contained and eloquently expressed. It's a feeling of joy, safeness and just being free. From the aroma all the way through the taste. It brings that energy and feeling to just go hard at life and live it to the fullest. Good vibes in a cup.

Let's get some Khoka Coffee, get khok'd up and crush it.

by Khoka Coffee Creator November 25, 2021

Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.

Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.

by poorprogamming July 8, 2017

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Coffee

Water brewed from coffe beans it is usually mixed with creamer and sugar to add more health benefits and enhance flavor.

I would like a coffee please!

by Notjohnny January 4, 2022