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Coffee Buddy

A coffee buddy is someone who you like to go drink coffee with. They are very common. So common to the point where everyone has at least one in their lives. The best thing is that there could be any gender combination. There are male-male coffee buddies, female-male coffee buddies, and female-female coffee buddies. Good qualities to have in one are someone who likes coffee, duh, and someone with who you can have good conversations.
B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
by Adam buckley September 23, 2021
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Let's grab coffee

A proposition for sex with a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Any and all "gay" sex acts.
Straight people "Netflix and chill", fabulous people "let's grab coffee".
by Fabulous Lesbian July 15, 2021
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Grabbing coffee

A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…
Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!
by baebae123 July 15, 2021
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Zoom Coffee

When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.
Fancy having a zoom coffee sometime?
by Lilybaby August 5, 2021
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coffee

Person A: How are you not sleepy yet? It's nearly 5am and you still haven't slept!
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.
by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022
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Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
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