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boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
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Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.
by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021
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Ice Scramble Coffee

Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in CuarteroSt., Jaro, Iloilo City, Philippines.
Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in Iloilo City, Philippines.
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Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.
Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!
by Creature44 February 27, 2019
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Coffee Time

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette
“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”
by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020
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Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
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Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.
Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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