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Coffee

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived
by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019
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Coffee

Water brewed from coffe beans it is usually mixed with creamer and sugar to add more health benefits and enhance flavor.
I would like a coffee please!
by Notjohnny January 4, 2022
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Coffee Ice Scramble

Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.
Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.
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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023
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