pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011

coffee colored

what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations

Brazil is filled with coffee colored people

by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013

Sweet coffee

A PENIS THAT'S BAD TO YOU

My Girlfriend is being a sweet coffee.

by Moltenfoxy October 29, 2022

mormon coffee

cocaine

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"

by johnnyapplesemen December 30, 2021

foxy coffee

coffee that has been brewed using various feces

cant wait to enjoy your foxy coffee babe

by coffeeenjoyer April 19, 2022

Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019

Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018