coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.

Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!

by TranTran December 15, 2011

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passenger seat iced coffee queen

A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.

Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.

by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023

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coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020

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I like Ice coffee

Girll your gay don’t deny it

BE WHO YOU ARE

🍎🍐🍊🍋🫐🍓🍇🍉🍏🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍 have some fruit cause you fruity

“I like Ice coffee”
So your gay
“Yea”
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*

by TRUST ME IM WISE October 15, 2021

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A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.

"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"

by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025

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