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Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.
Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.
by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025
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sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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sick boots

To be in a state of dread and despair.
Kevin was “sick boots” when he lost his Juul.
by E_ikh3110a February 2, 2021
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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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Moon sickness

Similar to Yellow fever but specifically for Japanese. A play on the term "Moon Runes".
Hey, Tod over there is always wearing an anime t-shirt and listening to J-pop. Do you think he has moon sickness?
by Madam Fortune August 10, 2021
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I’m sick

i’m sick” refers to being pissed off or annoyed
bro I’m sick I left my keys inside my car and now i’m locked out
by fohunnabangbang September 10, 2020
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sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.
Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'
by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010
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