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sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.
Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'
by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010
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sick boots

To be in a state of dread and despair.
Kevin was “sick boots” when he lost his Juul.
by E_ikh3110a February 2, 2021
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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
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Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.
Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.
by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025
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Drone Sickness

As in, "suffers from"
A condition that affects conspiracy theorists. A tendency to feel sick or affected after even reading about someting conspiracy related. A product of a conspiratorial imagination.
Oh, yea, my uncle and aunt suffer from Drone Sickness. They read about those drone sightings and said they felt sick.
by Crowfriend December 19, 2024
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A sick perverted motherfucker

When someone unfollows you on instagram.
You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker
by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021
mugGet the A sick perverted motherfuckermug.

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