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Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.
Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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shit the bed eileen

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
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bed

have sex with.
"I am quite picky when it comes to bedding someone"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.
I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.
by Rynesdad May 16, 2018
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Bed Yoga

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.
by basedmeant December 18, 2024
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Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy
My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it
by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
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Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low
Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long
by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019
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